Animated Feature Film
The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything: A Veggie Tales Movie
- by Phil Vischer, directed by Mike Nawrocki
- (at movie theaters, USA, 11 January 2008)
This movie loses a full star for the line “Why would a blind guy come to the dinner theater anyway?” The three main vegetables in the movie are cabin boys (i.e., servers)—Ellit, Sedgewick and George—at the aforementioned dinner theater, when a magic ball comes to take them back in time to rescue another vegetable, Eloise, from the pirate Robert the Terrible. —Michael Main
Now we’re headed someplace. We’ve got a metal ball.
