This movie loses a full star for the line “Why would a blind guy come to the dinner theater anyway?” The three main vegetables in the movie are cabin boys (i.e., servers)—Ellit, Sedgewick and George—at the aforementioned dinner theater, when a magic ball comes to take them back in time to rescue another vegetable, Eloise, from the pirate Robert the Terrible.
Michael Main
Now we’re headed someplace. We’ve got a metal ball.

Variants

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  1. The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie by Phil Vischer, directed by Mike Nawrocki (at movie theaters, USA, 11 January 2008).
  2. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . written by Phil Vischer
    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . directed by Mike Nawrocki