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Amy Schumer

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Inside Amy Schumer

by Amy Schumer

No topics are off-limit in standup-comedienne Amy Schumer’s, not even time travel which occurs in the episode “Wingwoman” (30 Jun 2015) along with other skits on telephone help for crises, boyfriend-meets-brother, and more.
Amy plus Six: Amy, it’s me . . . you, I time traveled from six years in the future.

Amy: How does that work?

Amy plus Six: I don’t know! How does electricity work? You just pay for it. Now listen, five-years-in-the-future-you is gonna come back and talk to you.

Amy: Wait, I thought you were from the future.

Amy plus Six: I’m six-years-in-the-future-you. Five-years-in-the-future-you has bangs. Now, she’s gonna come and she’s gonna tell you—

Amy: If I should get bangs or not?

Amy plus Six: No! Shut the fuck up! She’s gonna tell you not to move in with Travis.

Amy: (devastated) Why not?

Amy plus Six: Because he cheats on you; he gives you gonorrhea and bed bugs. It’s a nightmare.

Amy: Oh, God, I’ve never had bed bugs before. I won’t move in with him.

Amy plus Six: Oh, no no no. You have to move in with him, okay? It turns out that by being warned to break up with Travis that things in the future get really screwed up, and California is now in the ocean.


Inside Amy Schumer by Amy Schumer (30 June 2015).

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