Despite Title, No Time Penomena

Tag Area: Time-Related Situation
Novelette

The Ape-Woman


Given the intriguing title, we hoped the title character of this early novelette would be a time traveling ape from from future, but alas, such was not meant to be. Instead, the narrator’s partner on a rubber plantation adopts an orphaned Bornean ape and brings her up as human. —Michael Main
In pursuance of this theory he strove sedulously to teach the ape to distinguish colors, to recognize and fashion geometrical patterns, and to do many of the clever things with blocks and tinted paper that four and five year olds do in the kindergartens. Each new accomplishment he claimed as a triumph and a further vidication of his theory. I had my doubts, although I was willing to concede that Claybourne was a good animal-trainer.
Pen-and-ink drawing of a man wielding a wicked, heavy blade, facing a roaring
                tiger in a jungle.
  • Science Fiction
  • No Time Phenomena
Short Story

Scandal in the 4th Dimension


After Professor Boswell’s calamity involving a fourth dimensional form of invisibility, young Felix Graham blackmails the professor into giving his beautiful daughter’s hand in marriage. —based on Frank J. Bleiler
He’s found the fourth dimension and it is the realm of invisibility.
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  • Science Fiction
  • Comedy
  • No Time Phenomena
Novelette

Stalemate in Space


Even though this story was reprinted as “Stalemate in Time” in the 1960s, it still was just a battle between two death stars. No time travel. —Michael Main
For twenty years, in company with her great father, she had watched The Defender grow from a vast metal skeleton into a planet-sized battle globe.
Pen-and-ink drawing of a kneeling woman in a jumpsuit firing a ray gun at a man
                in the woods.
  • Science Fiction
  • No Time Phenomena
Novelette

Time Is the Traitor


John Strapp scours the galaxy, desperately seeking his lost love’s doppleganger. He may or may not find her, but despite this story’s title, neither he nor you will find any time travel or other time-related phenomena. —Michael Main
I want the name and address of every girl over twenty-one who fits this description.
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  • Science Fiction
  • No Time Phenomena
Short Story

The Time Machine


Charlie takes his pals Douglas and John to visit the old Colonel who—says Charlie—has a time machine that travels in the past. —Michael Main
War’s never a winning thing, Charlie. You just lose al the time, and the one who loses last asks for terms. All I remember is a lot of losing and sadness and nothing good but the end of it.
A memorial statue of a soldier is surrounded by 26 abstract figures of red,
                white, and blue soldiers.
  • Mainstream
  • Audience: Families
  • No Time Phenomena
Short Story

Barrier to Yesterday


The story revolves around tribes who migrate to follow the sun around a slowly rotating world. I don’t understand what the title refers to, but it is not time travel. —Michael Main
He seemed to think it was a privilege to live on a world whose spin had almost stopped, stretching the days and nights into years so that it was useless even to go underground.
A red plane hovers above a radio tower on a jagged rock orbiting a red and
                green planet.
  • Science Fiction
  • No Time Phenomena
Novelette

Conquest over Time


A fun story of first contact with a planet where astrology reigns supreme, but despite the story’s title, there is no actual time travel™ or other time phenomena. —Michael Main
Every event that happens on this cockeyed world, from a picnic to a wedding to a company merger or a war, it’s all based on astrology.
A gold rocket with prominent fins pokes through an unfamiliar astrological
                chart on a pink background.
  • Science Fiction
  • Undetermined Time Travel
Nonfiction Comic

Gorgo #23

Time Pocket


Although this one-page feature is title “Time Pocket,” it seems to be about travel to another dimension rather than through time. —Michael Main
A person can suddenly disappear before our eyes, by accidentally or purposely stepping into another dimension.
A five-panel single-page feature describing how people step into "other
                dimensions."
  • Fantasy
  • Audience: YA and Up
  • No Time Phenomena
Novel

The Leaves of Time


The small amount of material that we’ve seen so far suggests that the majority of the story takes place in a single parallel Earth with no easily identifyable branching point with our Earth and no time travel. —deferred
Colorful, psychedelic pop-art of a monster exploding out of a woman’s head.
  • Science Fiction
  • No Time Phenomena
Novel

Cherryh’s Alternate Realities #1

Port Eternity


Living an isolated life on the spaceship Maid of Astolat, Lady Dela and her crew of cloned servants designed in the image of Arthurian legends are pulled into a parallel dimension, but despite the title of this first book in Cherryh’s Alternate Realities series, there is no actual time travel. —from publicity material
Then it was as if whatever was holding us had just stopped existing, no jolt, but like sliding on oil, like a horrible falling where there is no falling.
Two images of an Arthurian knight: one in a suit of armor, and the other in a
                space suit.
  • Science Fiction
  • No Time Phenomena
Flash Fiction

Time to Go


The title and opening lines made us hope that there would be time travel for Grandma, but alas, no. —Michael Main
Sally patted her grandmother’s shoulder. “It’s time to go.”
Stylized outline of a rocket launching in a green circular seal for
                Daily Science Fiction.
  • Science Fiction
  • No Time Phenomena
Feature Film

My Dad Is Scrooge


Let me get this straight: The animals of Woodsley Farm can talk and show home movies to Ollie and June’s Scrooge-of-a-dad (that would be E. B.), they can drive the family car (well, the pig can), and they can even do hypnosis (that’s the rat, of course), but they can’t actually time take him to the past or future, not even to directly observe? Hardly seems deserving of the name E. B.

Verdict: no actual time travel. —Michael Main
Talking Bunny of Christmas Present: Like I said, sick animals.
Dad: Oh, is he, uh, . . . I mean will he, uh, . . .
Bunny: Don't know.
Eva Greig (as June) and Christian Laurian Kerr (as Oliver) cuddle a llama, a
                pony, and other farm animals in front of a winter scene.
  • Undetermined
  • Audience: Children
  • No Time Phenomena
TV Episode

The Thundermans (s04e04)

Max to the Future


Superhero teens Phoebe and Max are applying as a team to the Z-Force. She has many special skills, but Max seems to have only one—creating gadgets—even though many have backfired. He creates a new one, the CrimeCaster. —Tandy Ringoringo
It predicts future crimes so we can catch criminals in the act.
Kira Kosarin (as Phoebe) looks on disbelievingly at Jack Griffo (as Max)
                grinning evilly at a transparent cube that displays a picture of his own head.
  • Superhero
  • Comedy
  • Audience: Children
  • Time Phenomena
Novel

How to Stop Time


As a 400-something-year-old member of the Albatross Society, Tom Hazard ages less than a month for each year of life. But now, after falling in the 21st-century and butting heads with the Society, he seems to be on a mental trip that covers his entire life (but not an actual time traveling trip). —Michael Main
But as time goes by, at birthdays or other annual markers, people begin to notice you aren’t getting any older.
A silhouette dog and man sit on a sandy beach inside an hourglass, withg a
                giant rose growing up through the hourglass like a beanstalk.
  • Fantasy
  • No Time Phenomena
Feature Film

A Wrinkle in Time


An unabashedly pretentious adaptation of L’Engle’s fine children’s, well deserving of the Rotten Tomatoes consensus that it’s “less than the sum of its parts.” Meg views her past, but with no actual time travel[font=Roboto, arial, sans-serif]™[/font]. —Michael Main
Seriously, Charles Wallace, I’m underwhelmed.
Wedge-shaped head shots of six characters surround a central image of Chris
                Pine (as Mr. Murry).
  • Science Fiction
  • Fantasy
  • Audience: Families
  • Time Phenomena
Short Story

A Demon’s Christmas Carol

  • by Jennie Goloboy
  • in The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, November/December 2021

A enjoyable Christmastime tale of a demon who hasn’t been on Earth since Victorian times, but despite the title, there are no Dickensian guides and no time travel. —Michael Main
This was it; this was the summoning Mastema had been waiting for.
A woman with an implant at her temple and cracking green skin holds a happy
                piglet in waist-high water.
  • Fantasy
  • No Time Phenomena