Feature Film
Dinosaur Valley Girls
- written and directed by Donald F. Glut
- (unknown release details, 1996)
Action-movie hero Tony Markham is tossed by a magic talisman into a time of dinosaurs, cavemen, and sex-starved cavewomen (including one named Buf-Fee) who shave their legs with clam shells. Someday I must decide whether movies with simultaneous dinosaurs and cavemen can be classified as time travel or must always be relegated to mere fantasy. —Michael Main
That skull you saw, those slabs and more, are all carbon-dated at less than a million years old. My only explanation is that there once existed a place I call Dinosaur Valley, where unknown forces somehow brought together creatures from different times and places.