Non ci resta che piangere
Literal: We just have to cry
While stranded in a thunderstorm in Tuscany, lifelong friends Mario and Saverrio find
themselves unexpectedly in 1492, whereupon they fall in love a few times, pretend to be
the composer of “Yesterday” and other modern-day hits, and come to the conclusion
that they must stop
Columbus from discovering America (either to
prevent the genocide of the Native Americans or to prevent Mario’s sister from having
her heart broken, depending on who you believe), and try rather pitifully to explain
trains and other modern marvels to
da Vinci, including a proposal
to split the proceeds “thirty-three, thirty-three, and thirty-three!”
An extended
director’s cut also expands the story of one of their heartthrob-esse, an Amazon named Astriaha[/ex], but we don’t know the details of its
release or whether an English-subtitled release of the film exists.
— based on Wikipedia
Trentatré, trentatré e trentatré!
Thirty-three, thirty-three, and thirty-three.