Stealing Time
by Michael Tucker and Alex Calleros, directed by Alex Calleros
It irks me when an otherwise fun time-travel plot is hijacked by a waving-of-the-hands
explanation of how, during the time-travel, the Earth continued to rotate or orbit the
sun or orbit the Milky Way or whatever, but never mind: The emphasis is on the word
“fun” in this 17-minute short that was written based on the following constraints
submitted by the filmmakers’ fans (but—dammit!—where’s Dinosaur Kid?):
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[*] Cannot take place entirely in one location.[/*]
[*] Someone must say the words “time travel.”[/*]
[*] Two characters must have a long-standing rivalry.[/*]
[*] When one character was a kid, he/she used to wish he/she could travel back in time to see real-life dinosaurs.[/*]
[*] One character is a wine lover and is very picky/elitist about their wine.[/*]
[*] One character prefers bubble baths to showers.[/*]
[*] Someone has to say: “I have to go back.”[/*]
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[list]
[*] Cannot take place entirely in one location.[/*]
[*] Someone must say the words “time travel.”[/*]
[*] Two characters must have a long-standing rivalry.[/*]
[*] When one character was a kid, he/she used to wish he/she could travel back in time to see real-life dinosaurs.[/*]
[*] One character is a wine lover and is very picky/elitist about their wine.[/*]
[*] One character prefers bubble baths to showers.[/*]
[*] Someone has to say: “I have to go back.”[/*]
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— Michael Main
Howard: (looking at dead self) What
happened? What did you do?
Jim: I didn’t do anything. You disappeared, two more of you burst in, one of you shot the other one, then you jumped in the box and disappeared again.
Jim: I didn’t do anything. You disappeared, two more of you burst in, one of you shot the other one, then you jumped in the box and disappeared again.
Stealing Time by Michael Tucker and Alex Calleros, directed by Alex
Calleros (Youtube: Finite Films Channel, 30 June 2011).