Congratulations on the Purchase of Your New Universe!
by Simon Kewin
Among other things when you buy a new universe, you must be careful to set the arrow of
time correctly.
Thanks for reading these instructions and enjoy the creation and operation of your new
universe. With luck, your creation will go on to give you many billions of years of
entertainment and pleasure.
“Congratulations on the Purchase of Your New Universe!” by Simon
Kewin, Daily Science Fiction, 1 December
2015 [webzine].