Short Story
Congratulations on the Purchase of Your New Universe!
- by Simon Kewin
- Daily Science Fiction, 1 December 2015 [webzine]
Among other things when you buy a new universe, you must be careful to set the arrow of time correctly.
Thanks for reading these instructions and enjoy the creation and operation of your new universe. With luck, your creation will go on to give you many billions of years of entertainment and pleasure.