Richard visits a time travel agency so that he can go back in time and confront his ten-year-old self to make him learn the guitar for an ulterior reason. There are two useful side effects of time travel in this universe, one of which solves the Two-Yous Paradox and the other of which solves the annoying problem in time travel movies of not being able to tell one-self from another.
Michael Main
Other Time Traveler: And you?
Richard[/smallcaps: I want to confront myself as a ten-year-old boy and make him learn the guitar so I can get laid in the future.

Variants

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  1. I’m You, Dickhead by Larry Boxshall, directed by Lucas Testro (Fantasia International Film Festival, Montreal, 31 July 2014).
  2. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . written by Larry Boxshall
    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . directed by Lucas Testro

Indexer Notes

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  1. Credits—from the film:
    • written by Larry Boxshall
    • directed by Lucas Testro