From a utopian world without love or passion, 497 goes back to 21st century New Orleans to learn of these things from romance writer Elizabeth Barrett.
—Michael Main
I really shouldn’t be telling you this, 497, but ancient legends have it that this love condition was like some kind of virus which apparently made people act in strange and illogical ways bordering in some extreme cases on obsessive dementia. It is now also thought to be one of the root causes of all the suffering in the world.

Variants

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  1. My Future Boyfriend by James Orr and Jim Cruickshank, directed by Michael Lange (ABC Family, USA, 10 April 2011).
    2. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . written by James Orr
    Jim Cruickshank
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