Dr. Ballard (played by Patrick Macnee) kicks off this 46-minute film by telling us about his theory of time travel, though I never did figure out what all that had to do with the subsequent story of a professor who owes big money to the mob. The professor’s solution is to send three patsies into the future to bring something back that will end all his monetary troubles. As it turns out, the future has ethereal, never-been-kissed babes from outer space with excellent bowling balls (no, not a euphemism), at least one two-headed mutant, and a monster named Gary. Eventually, they all make it back to the present (except for Two-Head) where they form a rock band that Howard Stern would approve of.
—Michael Main
First I should explain in layman’s terms the way time travel works. If you create an instrument that generates five billion electomagnetic transit vibrations per second—faster than the speed of light—one can hypothetically travel through time and space.

Variants

(1)
  1. The Low Budget Time Machine by Buddy Barnett, Kathe Duba-Barnett, and Chuck Williams, directed by Duba-Barnett (unknown release details, May 2003).
    2. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . written by Buddy Barnett
    Kathe Duba-Barnett
    Chuck Williams
    Brad Linaweaver (story)
    Kathe Duba-Barnett (other contribution)
    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . directed by Kathe Duba-Barnett

Indexer Notes

(2)
  1. Release—The IMDb has a release date of May 2003, but we actually saw no release of this 48-minute film until the 2008 DVD with a variant title of Spacebabes Meet the Monsters.
  2. Credits—Kathe Duba-Barnett is credited for both the idea and the screenplay