When university janitor Dan Chambers invents a time machine (really more of a time duffle
bag), he decides to use it to land a girlfriend in Colonial Massachusetts. His plan succeeds,
but along the way, he manages to stop the American Revolution, a consequence that can be
righted only by bringing history professor Chris Parrish into the fold.
After seeing that Peppermint Patricia wrapper, I knew that any society that could mix two
separate flavors like mint and chocolate is more open-minded than I could ever fathom. We
must start this revolution so that the women of the future can feel the freedom that I
felt in those brief moments.