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I substituted phase-compensating lenses to dispel the zero average of the cosine function
mandated by Eberhard’s proof. I instituted an autocidal-prevention mechanism to avoid
the self-canceling paradox. Kill my own grandfather? Father a child who will bear a child
who will kill me? What nonsense. My calcite crystals generate superluminal tachyons.
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