A time-traveler sends his regrets for being unable to attend the widely announced reception that Stephen Hawking threw with an open invitation to all time travelers.
I regret to inform you that I will not be attending your reception, scheduled for 12:00 UT, 28 June 2009.

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  1. “Apologies to Mr. Hawking” by J. D. Rice, 365 Tomorrows, 4 June 2015 [webzine] [Webzine accessed at https://365tomorrows.com/06/04/apologies-to-mr-hawking/ on 30 June 2021.].
    2. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . written by J. D. Rice