Rather than continue with a messy divorce, Ray Fox and Karen Jameson-Pfiffer-Browning go back in time to prevent themselves from ever marrying each other.
A word of advice: never read Philip K. Dick before going on vacation through time.

Variants

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  1. “History’s Best Places to Kiss” by Nik Houser, Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, January/February 2015.
  2. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . written by Nik Houser