Banzaiers keep writing to the ITTDB Citadel, telling us to add this cult movie to our
database (or else we should prepare ourselves for the unexpected, as He would). We finally
gave in to keep them from banzaiing us, but alas, oscillation overthruster ≠ flux
capacitor, and the rock-musician-neurosurgeon-particle-physicist Banzai merely travels
through
all the dimensions except time.
— Michael Main
May I pass along my congratulations for your great interdimensional breakthrough. I am
sure, in the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly enshrined.
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