In the one time travel episode (“The Man Who Went Back in Time”) of this Canadian cartoon, Shahrazad tells of a ne’er do well man who complains that he could been a contender had he only had the same breaks as his neighbor.
That coulda been me. I coulda been rich and successful. But no. . .

Variants

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  1. 1001 Nights by Aly Jetha and Shabnam Rezaei (26 March 2013).
  2. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . written by Aly Jetha