Precocious little Marvin Miller was a baby/toddler for all of his comic strip life until, on his thirtieth anniversary, grown-up Marvin came back in time to take the tyke to see his future. The process of time traveling had the side effect of aging the baby to an adult, but worry not: Marvin reverts to his tiny self on the return trip.
It’s just that I was kind of hoping that when I grew up I’d look like Brad Pitt, not Opie.

Variants

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  1. “Marvin” by Tom Armstrong (2 August 2012).
    2. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . written by Tom Armstrong