Two park groundskeepers, Mordecai (a blue jay) and Rigby (a raccoon), live out a surreal sit-com life twelve minutes at a time, including some encounters with time travel such as the do-over that Mordecai wishes for after a bad first kiss with a red bird named Margaret.
All I know is guys from the future lie.

Variants

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  1. Regular Show by J. G. Quintel (2 November 2010).
  2. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . written by J. G. Quintel