Just one of many fun gags in Simon Rich’s second collection, Free-Range Chickens.
As soon as my time machine was finished, I traveled back to 1890, so I could kill Hitler. . .

Variants

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  1. “Time Machine” by Simon Rich, in Free-Range Chickens (vandom House Trade Paperbacks, May 2009).
  2. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . written by Simon Rich