The Internet Time Travel Database
It goes like this, Spaceman. We live on a rock, there ain’t no rhyme, there ain’t no
reason. We live on a rock, just one of many. Hurling around in some big cosmic jumbalaya.
Now you wanna get questiony, that’s your prerogative. My ma took me to a loud church
every Sunday. She squeezed her eyes shut, she pressed her rosary beads to her lips and
she prayed for good things for those she loved. But, cancer took two of her sisters. Her
husband couldn’t make a move without a belly full of gin, her youngest son turned to a
life of crime, and her oldest, me, is a nasty son of a bitch who can’t get out of third
gear without a snarl. So, who was she talking to every Sunday and why wasn’t he
answering? I will tell you why, because we live on a rock, just one of many. There
ain’t no answers! There’s just this! And all you can really hope to do is to find a
couple of people who make the seventy or eighty odd years we get to live on this sweet
swinging sphere remotely tolerable.
I gotta take a leak.
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