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Many small things were just that little bit off for me, such as the initial introduction of the uncertainty principle.
Unfortunately, while I was becoming more adept at making the business decisions that
repeatedly benefited my shareholders, I had also been informed by my mentors and closest
friends that the proliferating global acts of terrorism—along with the economic
catastrophe which had ended only a few years earlier—had been engineered by a
power-hungry madman whose sole objective was to become a diety, thereby ruling the
entirety of space and time.
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