Plain Jane Learns to Knit Wormholes

A church group, knitting in the Fellowship Hall, attempts to teach Jane, a new knitter, how to cast on. They realize her dropped stitch has created a wormhole when Beverly, a member of the group, falls into it. They can see she has gone back in time, but are somehow able to reach into the wormhole and pull her back out. They spend the next several minutes debating which Biblical event they would like to witness. The Pastor eventually arrives and interrupts them, causing a disaster which, fortunately, does not result in any loss of life.