A church group, knitting in the Fellowship Hall, attempts to teach Jane, a new knitter, how
to cast on. They realize her dropped stitch has created a wormhole when Beverly, a member of
the group, falls into it. They can see she has gone back in time, but are somehow able to
reach into the wormhole and pull her back out. They spend the next several minutes debating
which Biblical event they would like to witness. The Pastor eventually arrives and interrupts
them, causing a disaster which, fortunately, does not result in any loss of life.
— Tandy Ringoringo
And that, fellow members of St. Paul’s, is how our Fellowship Hall got sucked through
time and space and why today’s potluck will be held in the basement instead.
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