When Judy’s genius husband goes off to a conference, he leaves a machine on in his lab that
keeps bringing musical geniuses from the past to the present.
I could hear music all the way through the house. From the sounds drifting down, I could
tell that Schubert was strumming the guitar, Haydn had formed his string quartet, Bach
must have figured out how to turn on the Moog, and Handel had Vivaldi and Corelli working
on a motet (or maybe the Italians were working with Handel).
DEBUT
“I Am a Fine Musician. . .,” in Don’t Open This
Book!, edited by Marvin Kaye (GuildAmerica Books, March 1998).
VARIANTS
Debut. “I Am a Fine Musician. . .,” in Don’t Open This Book!, edited by Marvin Kaye (GuildAmerica Books, March 1998).
I could hear music all the way through the house. From the sounds drifting down, I could
tell that Schubert was strumming the guitar, Haydn had formed his string quartet, Bach
must have figured out how to turn on the Moog, and Handel had Vivaldi and Corelli working
on a motet (or maybe the Italians were working with Handel).
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