Once the time travel tourist business gets going, there’s no stopping it, not to mention
all those travelers who feel they have business with Hitler or Stalin—which brings about an
interesting theory of time not being a continuum at all, all told through the personal lens
of one recently divorced man who buys a ticket for Paleolithic Spain and sets out after his
ex-wife.
We just can’t keep our hands off, and as a result, Cuba has invaded prehistoric Texas,
the Empire of Ashok has become a Chinese client state, and Napoleon is in some kind of
indirect communication with Genghis Khan.
DEBUT
“The Tourist,” in Interzone,February 1994.
VARIANTS
Debut. “The Tourist,” in Interzone,February 1994.
We just can’t keep our hands off, and as a result, Cuba has invaded prehistoric Texas,
the Empire of Ashok has become a Chinese client state, and Napoleon is in some kind of
indirect communication with Genghis Khan.
1 English variant