Orphaned at a young age and sent to live with her abusive aunt and uncle, Maggie befriends
the town’s odd duck, Oral, whose magic loop of wire protects the young girl. Oh, wait! I
forgot to mention: Oral believes he’s from outer space and his ship bounces him through
time.
Got the ship clear out of the atmosphere and hit this time warp or something. Nearly got
eat by Vikings. Worse than the Mormons. Fixed up the ship and flipped it out again. Ended
up in Medival Europe. Medicis and monks, all kinds of shit. Joined someone’s army in
Naples. Got caught and picked olives for a duke. Lok at my face. They got diseases you
never heard of there.