Michael Wagoner doesn't really want to be an English major and write poetry for the rest of his life, but what choice does he have—until the first day of his final semester when he meets a centerfold.
All innocence, she turned to the middle, opened the gatefold, held it out sideways, then vertically. I dropped the beer when she shouted, “Grandma!”

Variants

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  1. “The Life of Boswell” by Jerry Oltion, in Analog, December 1984.
    2. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . written by Jerry Oltion