As a separate feature in The Alvin Show, Quirky Clyde Crashcup (with his assistant Leonardo) invented everything from babies to a time machine that reverses all time.
I should like to remind you that all of you who witnessed this demonstration are five minutes younger than you were when we started.

Variants

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  1. Clyde Crashcup by Ross Bagdasarian (31 January 1962).
    2. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . written by Ross Bagdasarian