After terrorists destroy Abilene and El Paso with nuclear bombs, the Patriot Act dominates
the U.S. and the world is engulfed in World War III. Unfortunately, the U.S. seems to be more
engulfed in the next presidential election and finding an alternative to oil, which somehow
(don’t ask me how) combine to create a rift in space-time that doesn’t really play much
of a role in the self-important plot, but does serve to send two monkeys (or maybe two of the
movie’s characters) back in time 69 minutes.
You’d think by now that I would have
learned not to rent movies where the director and writer are one and the same, but I keep
holding out hope.
— Michael Main